haha fuck you bitching betty (pics... all the pics)

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
10/06/2018 at 12:49 • Filed to: None

went to go see the vw fun cup qualifying.. decided to follow google maps for shits and giggles...

an hour and a half later i was lost in housing estate hell and decided i had enough of her shit and just headed in the general direction of the track

(i live 10 minutes away from the track... tops)

turn left here... hahahaha fuck you

lookit dat.... hammy flavoured monster.... tasted like bubblegum.. it was vile.... rossi flavoured is better

i found it.... now... wich way is in?

is it here?... hmmm... no

hellooooooo.... orange smurf... wich way is in?

i wonder if this leads to in?

nope dead end.... well shit

lookit dat.... found rossis personal busstop :p

baaaaaaah

lookit dat ma! a horse with cowmooflage

*sings* were on a bridge to nowhere!

ooooo dis looks like in

beefy bois

huh?... guess it wasnt in.... where the fuck am i?

hand grenade course?...... uhhhh.... i think i have wrong number

is this in?

hmmm? wonder what they are trying to keep in here?... oh well nevermind lets go find the track :D

lookit dat ma! i found africa!

yeah ok... i yield... i cant ride here... (that tall grass hides little ditches... the crashes hurt)

nice place tho... despite being lethal to bikes

i hit that tree so hard it disintegrated

i think the road is over there somewhere

whew found a beer :)

dis quite a pretty pub really

oooo a tunnel... i shall now braaap loudly *braaaaaaaaps*

hey! i know where i am again

i love riding around here

i gots a beach me!

country roads..... take me home.... to the place... i belong

the green mile :p

oooo hello ladies

lookit me ma! im in the roadworks! whew... almost home now

welp... turns out the vw fun cup qualifing wasnt open to the public... but i had a good laugh getting myself lost round there

was a good ride :)

DISCUSSION (26)

Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:07

Twas a good ride indeed. I see you even found a new glass ashtray to abscond back whence ye came from with.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Nom De Plume
10/06/2018 at 13:15

shush.... i went back inside to give back the glass and thank the serving lady.... they’ll never know

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:17

How could you not find it when it’s ten minutes away?

Hell I plan routes, traffic and back up routes and check t imings and check and recheck restaurants and menus and wine lists for a planned evening with the girls I go out with for a meal from time to time with . So I know when to arrive sufficiently early to order some wine for the table before people arrive. I study the menu so if I get talking while we’re all reading the menu I can give them my undivided attention without having to rush order the first thing I see.

Maybe I should relax more and stop being anal.

Sounds like you had fun either way.

Also, is that the most pointless bridge ever?

Kinja'd!!!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
10/06/2018 at 13:20

oh i know exactly how to get to track.... i just decided to follow google maps bitchin betty for shits and giggles (its fuckin useless if your on a bike)

but as a rule when im out for a ride i dont know where im going... i just pick a direction and see where i end up

and yes that bridge is completely useless save for 3 days of the year... when the motogp is here and that place is packed with bikes and cars and drunk people

Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:22

At least you managed to wash the taste of Hammy out of your mouth before going home to the wife.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Nom De Plume
10/06/2018 at 13:23

yarp

i still feel dirty tho:p

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:28

WEST VIRGINNNIIIAAAAAAA

(Err, sorry)

Looks beautiful. Anyone there hiring?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
10/06/2018 at 13:31

if your willing to learn spotwelding.. my place is

no experience required

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:31

I get called weird a lot, I guess you can imagine why.

But you my friend, are one in a million, I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing for Holland but here, that’s a good thing.

You keep doing what you do mate.

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:31

I do really want to learn. Hmm...

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:34

You probably had a better time than if you had gone to the track straightaway.

Also - hand grenade course? That could be fun! Or extremely painful. Possibly both.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
10/06/2018 at 13:36

lol tbh.. the local pub owner where i grew up apolegized to me missus

told her dutch people are not like me and she shouldnt judge based on me :D

im quite proud of that

MultiplaOrgasms > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:37

1000% With you on the LH Monster.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:39

I had a similar thing with my German boss when I worked in Holland.

The other staff called me the ‘ crazy Englander’, because I wore shorts when it was minus two degrees celsius outside.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
10/06/2018 at 13:39

lol... i did a couple laps on the live fire range too.... im pretty sure im not supposed to be able to just cycle in there..... guessing someone forgot to close the gate

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 13:48

Well there is a sign saying ‘No Entry’ and ‘Dangerous’ so maybe that should’ve kept you out ;p

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
10/06/2018 at 13:49

im a cyclist...... what signs?

Tristan > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 14:09

You are Saturdaying correctly.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Tristan
10/06/2018 at 14:11

it was a laugh :)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 16:30

The Rossi monster flavor is so good. I'm sad we dont get it in the US.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/06/2018 at 16:35

it really is good.... i dont normally do energy drinks... but i make an exception for that one (and in todays case i had to get the hammy flavoured ones.... coz ive never seen them before)

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 16:53

It's probably a good thing we dont get them because I could actually drink like 6 a day

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/06/2018 at 16:57

i tried..... after 3 i got heart palpatations thingies

bad juju

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 17:15

I’ll usually only have half of one at a time. For when I want some coffee, but don’t want to make coffee.

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/06/2018 at 19:02

seems odd no public allowed

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/06/2018 at 19:07

all the gates were locked.........thats alll i can say